• Author: vanimp
  • Published: Jun 17th, 2009
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O is for Orgasmic Meme

Ever heard of torture by reading a book you don’t want to finish? Well being the little masochist I am sometimes, I have spent the last two days reading a book to review for Eden Fantasys.

The review is here if you want to be nosey. I chose the book mainly for two reasons.

1. It had the word Orgasms in it. I like Orgasms. Who bloody doesn’t right? It also has the word Goddess in it which beckoned to my wee pagan curiosity.

2. No one else had written a review at the time of taking it as an assignment. So I thought hell, I’ll give it a bash. (kiwi slang slipping in there)

I was impressed when the package arrived. The book was in perfect condition so I will most definitely be ordering more from them. I have a few already plonked on my wishlist.

Anyways the book. Ugh.

It was like sitting in those sex ed classes listening to some freaky hippy looking tree hugging chick talking to you like you were a complete dumbass. The only thing I got out of the book was some new mythology stories on Aphrodite. Molten found it highly amusing watching me torture myself by reading it. Even though I didn’t enjoy the book that much it’s still a good book, well written and full of information, just it wasn’t anything new, not for me anyways but I read ALOT of books. You may however find it something worth reading, I’m a fussy bitch.

It will now sit in my bookshelf until I find a suitable owner for it that it will benefit.

It did however prompt me to start thinking about how different we all are and sometimes how similar we can be too. So I made a wee meme.

Fill it out here or grab it and do your own post and please link back as I would like to do a follow up on this post/meme. Please link back then I can find you :D Feel free to pinch the graphic at the bottom to link with.

Don’t be shy give it a go …

1.     What’s your favourite way to have an orgasm?

2.     Do you use a sex toy? Hands? or both?

3.     Do you have a favourite time of day or night that you like to pleasure yourself or have sex?

4.     Do you feel you have different types of orgasms?

5.     Do you have a position or a technique that always guarantees an orgasm?

6.    Is having your clit directly stimulated pleasurable for you? What about after an orgasm?

7.     Do you masturbate/pleasure yourself?

8.     Has your self pleasuring repertoire/routine/technique changed or evolved over time?

9.     Are sex toys part of your self pleasuring or with a partner? Or both?

10.  If you enjoy using sex toys how often do you upgrade your equipment?

11.  Whats the most intense orgasm you have ever had?

12.  How often do you orgasm? Daily, more than once a day, weekly, monthly….???

13.  Do you regard orgasm to be a stress reliever?

14.  What happens to you after orgasm? Full of energy, a bit lala or ready to go to sleep?

15.  Have you ever squirted?

16.  Do you fantasize when you masturbate? Or do you just get right down to it?

17.  What do you like about having an orgasm? Is it important you have an orgasm every time?

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  1. hubman posted the following on June 17, 2009 at 13:41.

    I could care less about the book, but I like this little meme you put together! I’ll be answering your questions and posting them on my blog tomorrow!
    .-= hubman´s last blog ..TMI Tuesday #191 and a different kind of Hubman =-.

  2. Liras posted the following on June 17, 2009 at 14:22.

    I do like watching others torturing themselves. That book sounds…tiring.

    Lovely meme but since I just dropped down from heaven intact, I will have to just smile and wave at you. :roll:
    .-= Liras´s last blog ..Unsteady =-.

  3. Laurel posted the following on June 17, 2009 at 15:06.

    Ooo, orgasm + meme = yay!
    :grin:
    .-= Laurel´s last blog ..Filthy Gorgeous Things =-.

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  5. Another Suburban Mom posted the following on June 18, 2009 at 00:05.

    Loved the meme. I have it up on my blog today.
    .-= Another Suburban Mom´s last blog ..Orgasmic Meme =-.

  6. Dewey posted the following on June 18, 2009 at 07:31.

    Thanks for the questions. :cool:
    .-= Dewey´s last blog ..O is for Orgasmic Meme =-.

  7. Petal posted the following on June 18, 2009 at 11:15.

    I love this meme and just had to do it! Thanks for putting together the questions.
    .-= Petal´s last blog ..O is for Orgasmic Meme =-.

  8. subtle posted the following on June 18, 2009 at 22:37.

    1. Hitachi
    2. Hitachi or squeezing thighs.
    3. 4-6pm
    4. Hitachi is different to squeezing thighs. Squeezing thighs feel…deeper? more at the back?
    5. Have to be on my knees for Hitachi. Have to be laying on my left side with something to hold onto.
    6. Yes. After orgasm I just want to be left alone.
    7.Yes and yes.
    8. Addition of Hitachi made me a happy camper. I haven’t found any other toy that will get me off.
    9. Sex toys are just for me :)
    10. If there was something better than a Hitachi I would upgrade.
    11. First time with Hitachi.
    12. Depends on how many I’m allowed. I tend to ration them out but some months, I just don’t feel like one.
    13. Definitely. Also good for period pains and sleeplessness.
    14. Usually hungry.
    15. No, but I think I may have peed once.
    16. Fantasize before and get horny, then do the business.
    17. If I’ve made the effort to be there, I want to come.

    Does it sound like I’m obsessed with my Hitachi?
    .-= subtle´s last blog ..Mid-week Movie =-.

  9. Emma posted the following on June 19, 2009 at 05:14.

    I’m in, too, but after going back and reading other people’s answers, I found that my answers really aren’t terribly different than anyone else’s …

  10. vanimp posted the following on June 19, 2009 at 10:21.

    @hubman, You rawk? I hope more males do it too! Thank you :D

  11. vanimp posted the following on June 19, 2009 at 10:22.

    @Liras, It was but it’s still a good book for someone who will benefit from it. Hehe heaven sent huh? x

  12. vanimp posted the following on June 19, 2009 at 10:22.

    @Laurel, Yaaaay thank you hunni x

  13. vanimp posted the following on June 19, 2009 at 10:24.

    @Another Suburban Mom, Dewey, Petal thank you! :D

    @Emma There’s alot more to come hunni, so don’t feel like you shouldn’t just because answer’s might be similar ;)

  14. vanimp posted the following on June 19, 2009 at 10:25.

    @subtle, Rofl yes you are addicted to your Hitachi … but so am I. I will do the meme with the follow up post hehe ;)

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  16. Bucking Bill posted the following on June 19, 2009 at 17:13.

    Lol here you go it is a little funny .

    http://buckingbill.blogspot.com/ :mrgreen:

  17. vanimp posted the following on June 22, 2009 at 12:49.

    @Bucking Bill, Thank youuuuu :D x

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