I have the sneezes from hell at the moment to the point my brain is starting to feel rather detached from my body. It got so stoopid last night I sneezed and headbutted the damn laptop in bed . I went to the chemist today and got some non drowsy anti histamines to stop the “running like a tap” nose ishoos and the confounded sneezing fits. They are now helping. Thank fuck.

I have been immersed in Remittance Girl’s blog of late relishing all the divine erotica she writes. My gawd that girl can write. At the moment I am catching up on the Beautiful Loser’s series. Pwhoooar is all I can say. Hawt, hawt, hawt! If you haven’t had a peek at her writing and you enjoy erotica go look … seriously right now.

Right now I am pissing about on twitter. Surfing the web and doing bloggie shit. Yea I knows … I should be working but meh.

This is funny .. watch the video and read the article … am sat here crying from laughter. I had a nice hot curry for dinner last night to help clear my sinuses but I cannot for the life of me stand anything with hot chilli in it. Go figure huh? Two aussie guys decided to eat the hottest chilli in the world. Perhaps the sadist in me is finding this funny. No wait mebe the masochist gets it? Bah either way funneeeh.

As I am sat here waiting for the Flash Fiction Friday words to go up  (itz a bitch living in the future timezones I haft to bloody wait for you guys to catch up!) I thought I would share some geek links today. Yea it ain’t all about sex stuff in this girl’s life. Well some of it isn’t.

If you work with the web and especially any form of design there’s what we call Lorem Ipsum text generators, basically text fillers for mock web template designs. It looks horrid and well I hate to do what eveyone else on the planet is doing in the design world so I found this nifty wee site. It’s a text generator with a spin .. fun made up text to use. Tis quite amusing espesh when you see the lyrics to an old cartoon Top Cat

…“Top Cat! The most effectual Top Cat! Who’s intellectual close friends get to call him T.C., providing it’s with dignity. Top Cat! The indisputable leader of the gang. He’s the boss, he’s a pip, he’s the championship. He’s the most tip top, Top Cat.” *insert goofy grin here*

If you are a stripey obsessed nutter like me you might like this generator .. stripey backgrounds …. Stripemania.com *squeeeee*

Icons for your blog? Look no further, these are free to use on personal and commercial projects courtesy of iconpot.com

Okies well I lasted all of prolly 2 minutes .. back to my favourite stuff  sex & chocolate (I’m scoffing Rolos). Check this out World Sex Records quite fascinating and if that’s not enough then try the Odd Sex Guide … total gigglefest.

So that’s enough linkies for me. On a geek point of interest since I am a graphics hound is there anything you would like me to give you as far as design, wordpress coding links? Anything you can’t find that I just might have? Ask away. I like sharing