I’m pooped, tired, soggy brain.
The little one had a dance at school tonight so I went along and it was so damn cute and hillarious watching a bunch of five year olds dancing together and trying to be co-ordinated it had most of the parents going “awwww” and lotsa laughs. I even got dragged up to do a bloody chicken dance. Iz teh silly mummy. And theeeen, just as I am ready to crawl into bed I think hmm i will just go check on the little one. I did only to find he’d vomited all over himself and the bed.
An hour later I am now curled up in bed unwinding and sat on the laptop.
So no fantastical brain smashing post today, instead I bring you chocolate…. (it’s PMS week … go figure).
My evil sister-in-law sent me this via email today … how utterly mean to tempt me with a recipe such as this! I’m too fucked to try it tonight but guess what I’ll be doing tomorrow 
All you need is a microwave and a mug and you are set! Oh and the ingredients of course
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don’t be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT ! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).
And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!
You can thank me after you have had a chocolate feeding frenzy *insert evil grin here*
And just because I am a complete chocolate freak there’s another recipe here on Rayne’s Blog that is just so damn deliciously evil I had to share it with you all.
viemoira
on Jun 17th, 2009
@ 00:13:
*NOM NOM*
subtle
on Jun 17th, 2009
@ 01:18:
The chocolate chips are a definite must – ‘optional’? Pfffft.
And yes, the ice-cream on the side tastes just dandy too. I was addicted to this cake a while back and was eating it…umm…almost everyday. Yes, I know. I’m a bad, bad slave
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Nolens Volens
on Jun 17th, 2009
@ 01:39:
Ohh…and today is my birthday…hmm! Thanks!
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dborryh
on Jun 17th, 2009
@ 06:11:
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. Yes, definitely dangerous being only 5 minutes away. Did I say THANK YOU? OMG, thank you.
vanimp
on Jun 17th, 2009
@ 10:55:
@subtle, Yea me being the chocolate freak I am it HAS to have the choccie chippies
vanimp
on Jun 17th, 2009
@ 10:56:
@Nolens Volens, Enjoy
and Happy Birthday! Are you 21 again? 
vanimp
on Jun 17th, 2009
@ 10:56:
@dborryh, Haha my pleasure sweet
x
sweetspiced
on Jun 17th, 2009
@ 11:07:
Ooh I’m gonna play with this recipe. Sounds like it needs dark chocolate syrup and espresso powder. Hmmm. Thanks. No, really. Thanks. *grin*
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Liras
on Jun 17th, 2009
@ 14:27:
Thanks and thanks for making me have to run away from that tasty treat with a salivating mouth. Mmmmm!
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selkie
on Jun 18th, 2009
@ 01:29:
it really turns out like that?? Cruel Imp! I’m on a HUGELY strict diet LOL – but I might try it for my kids
Grace
on Jun 18th, 2009
@ 15:14:
I so needed this last night! I was craving chocolate in a huge way, and there was none in the whole house!
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