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*sings* ….Do Ya Think I’m Sexchay ….

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Amorous Chick dropped by and left a comment on my previous post today and sent me off on a wee hunt to see what she had left for me on her blog. Me being the curious pup I am went wandering and was completely overcome by pure squee. She is a little hunni and cute too! She’d given me a Sexy Blogger Award. To be honest I don’t normally get involved in these kinds of things but I have some special people I want to give it to and before they go awww … check out the evil rules …

This award comes with some rules. You are to list 5 sexy things about yourself and pass it on to 4 other people.

hehe you didn’t think it was completely about niceness did you … after all I haz a switchy side *snikker*

So anyways ummm I am sat here going “wtf do I write?” Srsly. I don’t run about sayin “Look at meeee I haz teh sexy going on”

So ummm … (fuck five things! how cruel)

1. I sleep drool. Some people might find that cute and sexy?
2. I snort when I laugh … hey some people find that sexy right?
3. I make good eye candy (I got told that this week after the munch LOL)
4. I like to wander about in mah boyshorts with my butt hanging out … is that sexy?
5.
Shit ummm …how about you tell me cause I really don’t have a fucking clue

Yea I know I am lazy. That is actually really damn hard. Anyways on to the next bit, lets see if you lot can do any better than my pathetic excuse LOL

Kitten ~ I am gonna make her do it cause she is damn cute hehe and she made me change my links twice this week! Yes I am getting you back *snikker* xxx

Chloe ~ omg I love this girls posts, and she is such a wee sweetie I want to see how she deals with this one ;)

Viemoria ~ because it’s good medicine to do this and I wanna give her a huge huggle right now so this is the next best thing

Tristans Pet ~ because she is one of my closest online friends and she always manages to make me feel better when I am down (even if she doesn’t know it) and I am mean and I want her to have to do this cause I did *grin*


5 Responses to “*sings* ….Do Ya Think I’m Sexchay ….”


  1. moltenthought
    on Apr 30th, 2009
    @ 02:36

    1. You’re a sick and twisted individual. God I love that.
    2. Your mini-butt.
    3. Your ‘naughty’ smile.
    4. Nice fur.
    5. You snort when you laugh. Srsly.

    xx


  2. trinity-pup
    on Apr 30th, 2009
    @ 03:00

    Congrats hun! Hmmm, but i think you’ve cheated slightly ;-)

    t. x


  3. Tristan's pet
    on Apr 30th, 2009
    @ 03:54

    Aww sweetie, thanks. I’m glad I can give you a lift now and then :) . You should have mentioned your sexy boobies in a corset!
    Now I have to go think a bit…*wanders off muttering ‘five….hm, five…..’*

    Tp xx


  4. vanimp
    on Apr 30th, 2009
    @ 09:16

    Yaaay for sick & twisted *snort*

    @trinity pup Shooooosh ;)

    @tp hehe *huggles* xx


  5. Amorous Rocker
    on Apr 30th, 2009
    @ 23:01

    Depending on the snort, I think it can be cute as hells when a girlie snorts while laughing.

    Walking around in boyshorts with your butt hanging out is definitely sexy. I would think. Lol.

    I was lazy too. I didn’t even pick the 5 things I put for being sexy, haha. I had my boyfriend do it. I couldn’t come up with anything on my own. So silly. Lol.

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