Search terms are the insane way of someone happening across your blog, sometimes the intent is to find your blog, sometimes it’s pure accident. I have some doozies and since Lexi and Kitten decided to do it .. what the hell. Surely I must have some bizarre ones to share?
Not surprisingly “vanilla impaired” is the main term searched. The second is wolf icons funnily enough. I bet they didn’t think they’d be finding erotica, and weird ramblings of a chick.
Fukkits ~ yes I do use the term fukkits as well as fucktard, cuntard when I am reeeally annoyed and my favie asshat … wtf were you searching for fukkits for?
hitachi -cordless -12mm -convergence -lcd -drives -drive -hdtv -tv -saw -drill ~ *snikkers* somehow I think you didn’t really want to know about “that” Hitachi … oh well now you are enlightened to the fact its not just a personal massager
i see 111 ~ yea and I see dumb people
home parenting ~ err not much of that discussed here move along before you taint your eyeballs
germ slogans ~ I term people with germs I can catch as walking germfests … is that a decent slogan for you?
bite me geek ~ errr no?
wordpress lubed ~ rofl you want to lube up wordpress to what? … Fuck it?
saiz of clit ~ ummm go look at an anatomy book then and its SIZE sheesh use a spell checker dude. God if you can’t spell that right what hope have you of doing anything decent with a clit?
puccy games ~ again …. fucking dictionary or spell checker unless puccy is a game?
slashy speak text ~ ugh … enough said its dumb
submissive brat ~ why yes, yes I can be …. and?
mindfuck a bratty submissive ~ haha now thats dangerous territory, bring it
short with boobs ~ well yes I am, 5″2 and boobs that make up for the short thing
cane marks on ass ~ yep you would have discovered an HNT with those on my butt
sub frenzy ~ yep this one comes up alot too
tw00ness ~ *snort*
safewurd ~ yes some people use em, words like pumperknickel
very strange bdsm ~ define strange please, it’s kinda like trying to explain normal really
deep heat clit ~ ugh that iz truely eeeeevil I hates it
Wow. I think the ones you get are more impressive. *nods*
Hehe I am still trying to figure out wtf wordpress lubed was in aid of
Ha! Those were pretty good! Lovin’ the snark that follows!
Someone who jerks off while staring at the Word Press front page? *shrugs and shudders*
That would be reeeally geeky and quite weird O_o