• Author: vanimp
  • Published: Apr 23rd, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 5

Search teh Interwebz

Search terms are the insane way of someone happening across your blog, sometimes the intent is to find your blog, sometimes it’s pure accident. I have some doozies and since Lexi and Kitten decided to do it .. what the hell. Surely I must have some bizarre ones to share?

Not surprisingly “vanilla impaired” is the main term searched. The second is wolf icons funnily enough. I bet they didn’t think they’d be finding erotica, and weird ramblings of a chick.

Fukkits ~ yes I do use the term fukkits as well as fucktard, cuntard when I am reeeally annoyed and my favie asshat … wtf were you searching for fukkits for?

hitachi -cordless -12mm -convergence -lcd -drives -drive -hdtv -tv -saw -drill ~ *snikkers* somehow I think you didn’t really want to know about “that” Hitachi … oh well now you are enlightened to the fact its not just a personal massager

i see 111 ~ yea and I see dumb people

home parenting ~ err not much of that discussed here move along before you taint your eyeballs

germ slogans ~ I term people with germs I can catch as walking germfests … is that a decent slogan for you?

bite me geek ~ errr no?

wordpress lubed ~ rofl you want to lube up wordpress to what? … Fuck it?

saiz of clit ~ ummm go look at an anatomy book then and its SIZE sheesh use a spell checker dude. God if you can’t spell that right what hope have you of doing anything decent with a clit?

puccy games ~ again  …. fucking dictionary or spell checker unless puccy is a game?

slashy speak text ~ ugh … enough said its dumb

submissive brat ~ why yes, yes I can be …. and?

mindfuck a bratty submissive ~ haha now thats dangerous territory, bring it

short with boobs ~ well yes I am, 5″2 and boobs that make up for the short thing

cane marks on ass ~ yep you would have discovered an HNT with those on my butt

sub frenzy ~ yep this one comes up alot too

tw00ness ~ *snort*

safewurd ~ yes some people use em, words like pumperknickel

very strange bdsm ~ define strange please,  it’s kinda like trying to explain normal really

deep heat clit ~ ugh that iz truely eeeeevil I hates it

  1. Coyote's Kitten posted the following on April 23, 2009 at 13:56.

    Wow. I think the ones you get are more impressive. *nods*

  2. vanimp posted the following on April 23, 2009 at 14:00.

    Hehe I am still trying to figure out wtf wordpress lubed was in aid of :shock:

  3. Lexi posted the following on April 23, 2009 at 15:06.

    Ha! Those were pretty good! Lovin’ the snark that follows!

  4. Coyote's Kitten posted the following on April 23, 2009 at 16:30.

    Someone who jerks off while staring at the Word Press front page? *shrugs and shudders* :eek:

  5. vanimp posted the following on April 24, 2009 at 14:42.

    That would be reeeally geeky and quite weird O_o

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