Search terms are the insane way of someone happening across your blog, sometimes the intent is to find your blog, sometimes it’s pure accident. I have some doozies and since Lexi and Kitten decided to do it .. what the hell. Surely I must have some bizarre ones to share?
Not surprisingly “vanilla impaired” is the main term searched. The second is wolf icons funnily enough. I bet they didn’t think they’d be finding erotica, and weird ramblings of a chick.
Fukkits ~ yes I do use the term fukkits as well as fucktard, cuntard when I am reeeally annoyed and my favie asshat … wtf were you searching for fukkits for?
hitachi -cordless -12mm -convergence -lcd -drives -drive -hdtv -tv -saw -drill ~ *snikkers* somehow I think you didn’t really want to know about “that” Hitachi … oh well now you are enlightened to the fact its not just a personal massager
i see 111 ~ yea and I see dumb people
home parenting ~ err not much of that discussed here move along before you taint your eyeballs
germ slogans ~ I term people with germs I can catch as walking germfests … is that a decent slogan for you?
bite me geek ~ errr no?
wordpress lubed ~ rofl you want to lube up wordpress to what? … Fuck it?
saiz of clit ~ ummm go look at an anatomy book then and its SIZE sheesh use a spell checker dude. God if you can’t spell that right what hope have you of doing anything decent with a clit?
puccy games ~ again …. fucking dictionary or spell checker unless puccy is a game?
slashy speak text ~ ugh … enough said its dumb
submissive brat ~ why yes, yes I can be …. and?
mindfuck a bratty submissive ~ haha now thats dangerous territory, bring it
short with boobs ~ well yes I am, 5″2 and boobs that make up for the short thing
cane marks on ass ~ yep you would have discovered an HNT with those on my butt
sub frenzy ~ yep this one comes up alot too
tw00ness ~ *snort*
safewurd ~ yes some people use em, words like pumperknickel
very strange bdsm ~ define strange please, it’s kinda like trying to explain normal really
deep heat clit ~ ugh that iz truely eeeeevil I hates it
Coyote's Kitten
on Apr 23rd, 2009
@ 13:56:
Wow. I think the ones you get are more impressive. *nods*
vanimp
on Apr 23rd, 2009
@ 14:00:
Hehe I am still trying to figure out wtf wordpress lubed was in aid of
Lexi
on Apr 23rd, 2009
@ 15:06:
Ha! Those were pretty good! Lovin’ the snark that follows!
Coyote's Kitten
on Apr 23rd, 2009
@ 16:30:
Someone who jerks off while staring at the Word Press front page? *shrugs and shudders*
vanimp
on Apr 24th, 2009
@ 14:42:
That would be reeeally geeky and quite weird O_o