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I can haz Hitachi

Years ago I bought a rabbit (no not the fluffy kind). It was bought simply because I was curious and wanted a vibrator. The very first vibrator I bought was the top of the line rabbit at the time. I had heard rave reviews and well I like clit stimulation quite alot. I also like cock as well and if I couldn’t have it when I wanted I wanted a sex toy that would do the job. And do it well. I remember the day it arrived in the post, the little one was fast asleep in his cot and the SO was away on yet another driving trip at the time so it was immediately whipped out, batteries inserted and within about 2 minutes I was in orgasmic bliss. And greedily kept playing with it until the squeaks from my baby who had woken and spoilt my fun made me stop lol. It was my best friend for a good four years until I snapped the shaft *snikker* … it was well used.

I mourned the death of my favourite toy. Along the way we had experimented with cock rings, and vibrating clit toys and creams and other various bits and bobs but that vibrator was by far my favourite toy. I like intense stimulation, the stronger the better. Most toys bore me. They just don’t have that extra oompfff I like.

Over the past few months I purchased a few more things one of them I enjoy is Viva Cream, instant horn on with a minute amount plonked on the clit. It makes me rabid quite quickly and enhances any stimulation and orgasms that follow.  Smartballs are fantastic wee things and can get one quite worked up and wet over a days use.

This morning I hopped out of the shower, got dressed and decided to go check the mail as I have been waiting on a package to turn up. What happened?

I walked outside up the stairs to the gate and there was sat a package. Instant squee. Grabbed it and ran back to my room. Ripped it opened and grinned from ear to ear. I am now the proud owner of a Hitachi Magic Wand. For the last few weeks I have been gazing at a transformer box that has been waiting to have a Hitachi attached to it, the transformer box was a pressie from Velvet hehe. Inside the package was also two attachments which were provided by the lovely man who managed to get a crapload of Hitachi’s to NZ. They are not available here and a pain in the butt to source from here so I am very grateful. I wanted the real thing not some rip off pretend Hitachi.

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The vibration from the Hitachi is gooooood. My pants came off rather quick and I got down to business. First the Hitachi directly on the clit. Surprisingly I wasn’t horny today, I have been in a shit of a mood so my first play with this wasn’t with any heightened sexual urges just plain curiosity. On the clit? Oh yea, damn good, vibrations are intense and strong and instant twinges but no orgasm, it has pretty much two settings … strong and stronger. I much like the stronger hehe. The lower setting is okay reminds me of my rabbit. I then plonked the g-spot one on the end of the wand (the curved one) and off we went … oh yes I did get an orgasm from that, a nice slow building drawn out one. I am not one of those chicks that is going to orgasm straight from a Hitachi being on my clit. I can’t even actually fathom doing so lol, never have from just plain old clit stimulation and nothing else. Well not yet anyways. I am thinking a little bit of pain mingled with various things and that … oh yea.

The after effects is I have a quietly tingling clit and well aware its part of my anatomy. I think I quite like that sensation.

I have been online sussing out attachments as I am not particulary fussed on the texture of the attachments, the inside of the dildo parts is hollow and you can squeeze and bend them quite easily. I have found a better one that has a raised nub so you get more clitorial stimulation whilst using the attachment. I am thinking I may have to purchase that (you know for educational, experimental purposes). The other attachment pfffttt … didn’t do feck all for me at all. In reality I think I’d much prefer a big, juicy cock along with the Hitachi rather than plastic fantastic pretend boys. It just isn’t the same.

Basically my head is in a shitty state and my mood is not much better so I am going for a second review round when I am actually horny and not just greedily playing with toys cause I can. I have a feeling I’ll have a ripper of an orgasm or six later. I also am going to use it for my arm injury and muscles when things get a bit tense to see if it will help alleviate it when I am achy.

Downside to it and the only downside so far is the noise. Solution get a lock on my door (we’ve just moved and the bedrooms have no locks), and turn music up… loud. It won’t be something I’ll be using when the house is bustling with activity lol. I’m kinda shy & private like that lol.

So yea my rabbit may have died and the replacement rabbit which I don’t much like but have been using is now retired cause I have a much waited for Hitachi and it has the impy thumbs up for uber excellent.

14 Responses to “I can haz Hitachi”


  1. Dragon Mage
    on Apr 15th, 2009
    @ 13:58

    Luvbunny didn’t care much for the attachments either, but she LOVES hers directly on her clit. (And I rather love to restrain her and hold it there – forced orgasms. Yummy. )


  2. vanimp
    on Apr 15th, 2009
    @ 14:00

    Forced orgasms? …. mmmkay :D


  3. velvet_steel
    on Apr 15th, 2009
    @ 14:11

    I haz annozer attashment wiz mor nubblies. Wanna borrow, an try it out?


  4. vanimp
    on Apr 15th, 2009
    @ 14:12

    Moar nubblies? mmkay *grins*


  5. Nolens Volens
    on Apr 15th, 2009
    @ 16:22

    Hehe…loved the phrasing of “…quietly tingling clit and well aware its part of my anatomy. I think I quite like that sensation.” ;)


  6. subtle
    on Apr 15th, 2009
    @ 22:50

    I have the exact same hitachi and the exact same attachments! Same colour and all…lol.

    I like ‘gonzo’ but am not fussed on the ‘straight’ one. I find gonzo-nose-on-clit to be as equally or sometimes better than gonzo-in-cunt.

    But, yep it’s a noisy sucker – having metal down there ramps up the sound too. I sometimes wonder if the neighbours can hear me.

    Enjoy!


  7. vanimp
    on Apr 15th, 2009
    @ 23:05

    Haha I guffawed out loud at the gonzo reference! Love it, it iz now called Gonzo the great and yeas I agree Gonzo on clit is more stimulating than Gonzo in cunt ;) x


  8. M:e
    on Apr 16th, 2009
    @ 08:41

    We have the Hitachi, but not the attachments….yet. Been asking pretty please if we might buy some. Given that M loves the forced orgasm play (oh, ok, and me…pouts prettily and rolls my eyes), I think a couple of write ups might just convince him ;)

    love and hugs xxx


  9. vanimp
    on Apr 16th, 2009
    @ 09:02

    I think I can help with that M:e ;)


  10. trinity-pup
    on Apr 16th, 2009
    @ 11:49

    i’ve had my hitachi for about a year and half now (no attachments), and i’ve managed to orgasm with it almost every time i use it – usually after a couple of mins too. Just using it on my clit brings me off… but it’s usually SG holding it there, whilst i am tied to the bed! Delicious times! i know you are going to have a lot more fun with it – don’t give up! ;-)

    t. x


  11. vanimp
    on Apr 16th, 2009
    @ 11:52

    Hehe I discovered smart balls, nipple clamps and the Hitachi an interesting combination. I think it really depends on my headspace too. And someone else holding it there is a whole new element in itself *snikker* :smile:


  12. Belladonnax
    on Apr 16th, 2009
    @ 21:17

    yay for new toys of any kind, especially ones that go bzzzzzzz :twisted:


  13. subtle
    on Apr 16th, 2009
    @ 21:35

    I call mine ‘The Amazing Gonzo’….hehehehe.

    Try nipple clamps, boobie bondage and hitachi. It’s a great combo :idea:


  14. vanimp
    on Apr 16th, 2009
    @ 22:18

    @Bella Oh yush bzzzzzz toys are my favies and so are various other things hehe :arrow:

    @subtle Hehe yep I needs rope tying practice LOL … self bondage as long as I don’t get stuck. I can just see it now, accident prone Impy gives herself forced orgasms from getting stuck *snikker*

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