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  • Published: Apr 30th, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 17

HNT #36 ~ Quiet

It’s been a crazy week for me and last week I withdrew alot.

I am slowly coming back to myself bit by bit.

My back has been not happy today or yesterday so taking it quietly and catching up on some reading in my favourite space,

and working on something special to celebrate one years worth of blogging that is creeping up soon.

My bookshelf is one of my favourite things in my room and is filling quickly as I settle in for Winter,

it’s a time I love to curl up on my bed and immerse myself deep into worlds of fantasy and desire.

With the little one at school I can now get back to normal and wander about in my knickers in comfort hehe.

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  • Published: Apr 29th, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 5

*sings* ….Do Ya Think I’m Sexchay ….

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Amorous Chick dropped by and left a comment on my previous post today and sent me off on a wee hunt to see what she had left for me on her blog. Me being the curious pup I am went wandering and was completely overcome by pure squee. She is a little hunni and cute too! She’d given me a Sexy Blogger Award. To be honest I don’t normally get involved in these kinds of things but I have some special people I want to give it to and before they go awww … check out the evil rules …

This award comes with some rules. You are to list 5 sexy things about yourself and pass it on to 4 other people.

hehe you didn’t think it was completely about niceness did you … after all I haz a switchy side *snikker*

So anyways ummm I am sat here going “wtf do I write?” Srsly. I don’t run about sayin “Look at meeee I haz teh sexy going on”

So ummm … (fuck five things! how cruel)

1. I sleep drool. Some people might find that cute and sexy?
2. I snort when I laugh … hey some people find that sexy right?
3. I make good eye candy (I got told that this week after the munch LOL)
4. I like to wander about in mah boyshorts with my butt hanging out … is that sexy?
5.
Shit ummm …how about you tell me cause I really don’t have a fucking clue

Yea I know I am lazy. That is actually really damn hard. Anyways on to the next bit, lets see if you lot can do any better than my pathetic excuse LOL

Kitten ~ I am gonna make her do it cause she is damn cute hehe and she made me change my links twice this week! Yes I am getting you back *snikker* xxx

Chloe ~ omg I love this girls posts, and she is such a wee sweetie I want to see how she deals with this one ;)

Viemoria ~ because it’s good medicine to do this and I wanna give her a huge huggle right now so this is the next best thing

Tristans Pet ~ because she is one of my closest online friends and she always manages to make me feel better when I am down (even if she doesn’t know it) and I am mean and I want her to have to do this cause I did *grin*


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  • Published: Apr 29th, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 9

work zzz work zzz

Gawd its been hard to do a decent post lately. My headspace has been focused on work and there’s been alot of it over the past week. The little one started school on Monday and I have been adjusting to getting my sleeping routine a little more sorted. I’m now going to sleep by midnight rather than 2am lol. And adjusting to having a whole six hours to myself to focus on work. We iz getting there slowly.

There’s been so many changes with moving and settling I haven’t had much energy for alot else of late. I’m still working on getting my shirt shop up and running and designing shirt labels and the likes inbetween work. Once its functional I will link it here as I would love some feedback from you lot. I am also about to embark on learning a little more coding and setting up wordpress cms sites and the design side to hopefully extend my work skills to pick up more work I enjoy doing. WordPress has so many variations to work with and its a software I like to work with. I did my first paid blog design with a little coding work the other week and quite proud of it. I would show you but I don’t like to mix work and personal blog stuff (if you are curious flick me an email and I’ll show you).

With winter coming I have started cooking the big crockpot casseroles and we’ve been having impromptu family meals with the Fluffy clan. I bought a merlot the other night called the “Lonely Cow” … the label was so funny I had to have it … the wine however tasted like dirt so it got plonked into the casserole and the casserole was labeled the Lonely Cow Casserole hehe.  Was okay but not one of my better ones. Its really cool to be able to hang out together of late. Those are special times for me. We have a couple of new poly friends popping over for wine tomorrow night so that’ll be awesome to catch up. Time is rather precious these days and balancing it all is becoming an art lol. But I wouldn’t change it for a moment.

I sent a long winded email to the ex this morning asking for financial help regarding the little ones education as I have already spent a good $300 on school costs and we had agreed when we split that he would contribute to at least half of the little ones education costs. So we’ll see. honestly I am not expecting anything because its alwasy tied with emotional shit. The little one has decided he doesn’t want to talk to Daddy again so the ex is likely to pull out of the financial promise because his son isn’t talking to him. Personally its a pathetic excuse but thats what he is like and I know that. What the silly fucker doesn’t realise is if he continues to use that as an excuse for parental support over the next few years he will fuck up his relationship with his son. Either way my son’s education is important and I will do it with or without his dad’s help. But it would be nice for him to step up and help out. Mebe I should just start calling him the sperm donor instead *chuckle*

Hehe oh and the blog is just about one year old, the 13th of May to be exact so I’ll have to think of something special to do, it’ll be HNT night that day so mebe a different kind of HNT. Got any requests? *snigger*

And on that note not much else I am inspired to write today so I am going to disappear again and get some more work done. Ugh.

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  • Published: Apr 28th, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 2

How To Kill The Mood

Writing erotica isn’t the easiest thing to do. Reading good erotica however is a surefire way to get me all hot and horny. Sadly one wrong phrase or descriptive word can fuck it up completely and cause me to stop reading or end up in giggles.  It’s also a great way to completely fuck up a damn good story.

Let’s see …

Her cunt wet and wanting. He had teased her all day. She had begun to get to the point of complete abandon, she didn’t care anymore she just wanted cock and plenty of it. Rough, violent fucking. Now. So she began to tease him. Playing with her nipples, one hand sliding down, lifting her skirt. The lace of her stockings appearing as her hand found it’s destination.  He watched, his mind racing at the thought of watching his little whore of his sat there playing with herself. His cock growing harder by the second. Frustration at the restriction of his jeans he releases it in one move. He leans closer so he can play with her nipples, squeezing and pinching, listening to her moan as his other hand strokes his cock. Her body bucks with each caress and her fingers move deeper inside herself, groaning each time…

Right now let’s show you how to fuck up a nice little piece of erotic musing …

Her hatch wet and wanting. He had teased her all day. She had begun to get to the point of complete abandon, she didn’t care anymore she just wanted wanger and plenty of it. Rough, violent fucking. Now. So she began to tease him. Playing with her coat hangers, one hand sliding down, lifting her skirt. The lace of her stockings appearing as her hand found it’s destination.  He watched, his mind racing at the thought of watching his little whore of his sat there playing with herself. His dart of love growing harder by the second. Frustration at the restriction of his jeans he releases it in one move. He leans closer so he can play with her M & M’s, squeezing and pinching, listening to her moan as his other hand strokes his love muscle. Her body bucks with each caress and her fingers move deeper inside herself, groaning each time…

And no matter how much I love lolspeak it just doesn’t make me hawt … (even if it does have me in fits of giggles)

HER CUNT WET AN WANTIN. HE HAD TEASD HER ALL DAI. SHE HAD BEGUN 2 GIT 2 TEH POINT OV COMPLETE ABANDON, SHE DIDN’T CARE NOMORE SHE JUS WANTD COCK AN PLENTY OV IT. ROUGH, VIOLENT F&^%ING. NAO. SO SHE BEGAN 2 TEASE HIM. PLAYIN WIF HER NIPPLEZ, WAN HAND SLIDIN DOWN, LIFTIN HER SKIRT. TEH LACE OV HER STOCKINGS APPEARIN AS HER HAND FINDZ IT’S DESTINASHUN.  HE WATCHD, HIS MIND RACIN AT TEH THOT OV WATCHIN HIS LIL WHORE OV HIS SAT THAR PLAYIN WIF HERSELF. HIS COCK GROWIN HARDR BY TEH SECOND. FRUSTRASHUN AT TEH RESTRICSHUN OV HIS JEANZ HE RELEASEZ IT IN WAN MOOV. HE LEANZ CLOSR SO HE CAN PULAY WIF HER NIPPLEZ, SQUEEZIN AN PINCHIN, LISTENIN 2 HER MOAN AS HIS OTHR HAND STROKEZ HIS COCK. HER BODY BUCKZ WIF EACH CARES AN HER FINGERS MOOV DEEPR INSIDE HERSELF, GROANIN EACH TIEM…

See there’s just no need to go and fuck it up with silly words to describe something as simple as cock and cunt. Srsly. The rule KISS (keep it simple stupid) is there for a damn good reason.

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  • Published: Apr 27th, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 8

Microfantasy Monday ~ Lips

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fighting, clawing
desperate to escape
it’s tendrils devouring,
spreading its hold
consciousness fading
the blackness begins to seep in
she fights, silent screams
pleading eyes
His lips on hers
eyes silent yet knowing
breathing ceases
a moment of nothingness
she is dangling on the edge
He is her breath
He has her life on his lips
her eyes widen
her cunt twitches
the lust in his eyes

a moment longer…

His lips release
the suction released
she breathes
again

.. “more”, she asks
breathless
glassy eyed
she smiles

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