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Slogans & Silliness

Yep I’m about just a little preoccupied this week with the upcoming move, work and other things so there may well be very little writing from me over the next week. I do however have a very uber cool idea for HNT this week so am going to try and squeeze a photography session somewhere in the next 72 hours. Hopefully I get the time to do it.

I have another project I am working on inbetween stuff. A little while back I made a shirt at Velvet’s request which was made especially for the fluffy clan. It was such a hoot and in demand that it got me thinking, hey if people loved this shirt then surely I can come up with some more funky designs for the kink community?

I used to be a screenprinter and for a good three years did mainly t-shirt design and print. I loved it so much that it has always been a wish to get back into it and design shirts again, one day hopefully have my own little range of shirts and even print them myself. Limited editions and all that jazz. I love unique clothes or small runs of cool shirts that are hard to source. I have a healthy growing collection of fucked up t-shirts in my wardrobe with silly stuff on them. I wantz moar!

SO I am creating an online store of impy designs, kink, geek and sick twisted humor. It’s a work in progress and I am going to do batches of shirts for a limited period of time and then replace them with new stuff. Once the shop is set up and running I’ll be linking it here.

What I want from you people is … What do you want? I won’t link my work site here as I value my privacy but I am happy to speak to people privately. My email is on the sidebar. If you are happy sharing ideas or have an uber cool idea for a slogan or two or a shirt idea you would love to actually own then feel free to comment here.

And on that note I am off to be creative *snikker* x

6 Responses to “Slogans & Silliness”


  1. velvet_steel
    on Mar 31st, 2009
    @ 22:46

    I’m still looking for a Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person? tee shirt…


  2. vanimp
    on Mar 31st, 2009
    @ 22:49

    Hehe consider it done (as long as I can wear one too) x


  3. velvet_steel
    on Mar 31st, 2009
    @ 22:55

    Gotta be careful though. Ashleigh Brilliant has established legal precedents that even very short epigrams can be copyrighted.

    But some of his are SO good. For example: “Wonderful! You have some of my favourite problems.”


  4. vanimp
    on Mar 31st, 2009
    @ 22:58

    Yush I knows its a frigging minefield .. haha I likes that one :D


  5. Tristan's pet
    on Apr 1st, 2009
    @ 05:23

    Hehe, I’ve got a little mug mat with ‘do I look like a people person’ on. I like ‘No-one knows I’m a dom’which we thought up after my owner had seen a tee that said ‘Nobody knows I’m Elvis’.

    Tp xx


  6. vanimp
    on Apr 1st, 2009
    @ 14:40

    Hehe yeas I like that one, be a good one to wear out shopping I hate salespeople they annoy me. Pmsl @ the “No one Know’s I’m a Dom” love it :D

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