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Uber Housewenchy

It’s no secret to those who know me, know how much of an uber organisational neat freak I am. I haven’t really been about the comp much today but sat here having a coffee break (you know level up my caffine stream so I can continue being super housewench)  so I thought I’d do a wee ramble on the blog.

Molten is a clutterbug hehe, and shes squeeing at all the uber neat freak things I am doing atm. We are complete opposites when it comes to that stuff. I think it would drive me nuts if she was as bad as me. An old flatmate was worse than me and she used to drive me bonkers. We move in two weeks and I have told her there is no way any clutter is coming with us. No way. It does my head in. It creates more mini messes that accumulate and then I tend to get these insane twitches going because I neeeed to tidy these little mess piles.

I am OCD about things having places to go in, tidy and organised spaces with everything having a home. As it is the kidlets have a big chart for computer time set up (yes there are mini human geeks in this house too, all four of them). Next is a household chores chart to sort.

Today is catching up on laundry and packing some of the kitchen up ready for the move while everyone is out of the house today. Right now I am going through the pantry and sorting all the herbs and spices *chuckle* she is Queen Hoardie of Land Hoarditall. I’m gonna be mean and do my uber clean freak thing.

This whole service sub thing makes me giggle. I like to clean, I like things organised and tidy but I don’t have a label for it. It doesn’t mean however it’s a frigging kink. Why is it some people assume my cleaning fetish and being organised has to be a kink? No I don’t get horny and all flustered from walking round with a cleaning rag in one hand and being covered in grime and grotty dust. Yep sure, it’s definately a quirk of mine. I generally can’t help myself. I can’t sit in mess. I look at things and think “oh that needs cleaning”. A friend suggested I start a kinky cleaning maid service, you know dress up all kinky like in some ditzy little number and go clean Dominant’s houses.

I screwed my nose up at that suggestion. I do things for people because I enjoy doing it. I don’t however want to turn it into some form of frigging business. Fuck that. I like cleaning but I don’t “live” to clean. Doing things for others is what makes me feel good. Looking after people, making sure they are comfy and fed and all those little things. I don’t need a label for it.

I’m stupidly excited because we can set up a nice little system in the new house, things will have a home and places to go. Major organisational shit. I am literally squeeing at the small leaps of prgress being made and proud of the whole household for pitching in. We are getting there. When it comes to household stuff I generally fully take an alpha role and become almost a little toppy about it lol.

Two weeks to go. Next Sunday we can begin moving our stuff into the main garage of the new house. Then the landlady has organised for cleaners to come in and make the new house spick and span on the Monday and the next Tuesday is our big move day. I’m excited but also a bit wide eyed as I full know well what is to come.

Now I am gonna go finish what I started and wait for the horrid pink colored skip to turn up so I can start getting rid of rubbish. Yes it’s pink and Molten is giggling the evil wench. She knows how much I hates pink. Ugh.

dsc_0337Mebe if I wear my sunglasses they won’t look as bad?
Ugh who am I kidding…

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Moments ~ HNT #32

The morning of my little brother’s wedding day, having a quiet moment.

(clicky)

gazing

Dear Brother

We’ve grown slowly apart
But you’ve always been in my heart
From a distance I watched you grow
Wondering about the man I’d get to know
Walk with your head held high
You have the gift
It’s in your heart, soul, and your mind
Some people find it, some get left behind
You have found it, I’m so proud of you
But there’s a lot to learn, what you have will help you grow
Keep your eyes open don’t let anything pass you by
I hope I can pass your gift to my son
He could be just like you, I wouldn’t mind
A man like you is of a greater kind

I love you

xxx

HNT_1

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Warm Fuzzles & Brainsplodes

Well I finally caught up with all the uber cool blogs I read and went on a commenting frenzy. It seems there’s alot of hormones floating around this week and that’s not a bad thing. I get PMS.  I get fatigued, I sleep more, I have psycho mood swings and “leave me the fuck alone” moods. Some things create more stress than usual, I get teary and needy. I also get insanely horny and I get mahoosively sore bewbies. Like “don’t fucking touch them sore”. Sucks to be a woman huh?

There has also been some bloody amazing posts written while I was away on my wee trip …

I looked at Pygar’s blog today and smiled.

I read doubleknot’s blog today and grinned.

I read Lilly’s blog today and I had tears in my eyes because I am a big sop when it comes to animals and she needs huggles, uber amounts of them.

I read Tristan’s post today and went back and read it again, he’s right you know.

I read selkie’s post today on perspectives and sighed and nodded.

I read these posts and they stir my emotions. I resonate with them. They pull at my heart. They find places inside me that are not hidden yet silent to those around me. I find it easier to communicate through writing. Words ramble around in my head but never come out the way I want them when I try to verbalise them. I write because I need to, I have to. I think about not writing anymore and I just can’t bring myself to stop.

Sometimes I forget to stop and take a breath.

Sometimes I just need a big spoonful of STFU when I go off on a tangent.

Sometimes I just need a hug or a snog or a spank.

And sometimes I go read these blog posts and I remind myself why I love to write and why I have found this awesome little group of people to share things with on the blogosphere. They are unique, they have amazing clarity and insight and most importantly, they love to write and share too.

And on that note I’m goin bed because I am being a nawty insomniac again.

rapist(yea my sense of humor is pretty warped too)

*chuckle*

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The Wrong Method

These guys are one of my favourite bands for so many reasons. They have a plethora of albums and I don’t think there’s any song of theirs I don’t like.  Enjoy one of the latest songs from their new album Sounds Of The Universe, Wrong.

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Feet & Paws

breath escapes her, writhing, twisting without release

the fire in her eyes, the depth in yours

paws grab and knead

her body bucks and pushes, muscles stretch and groan

she fights, desperately trying to escape

the exploration of ever seeking hands

tickling

she hates it

you touch her feet

she hates that more

the desire to crawl away from the paws that ravage her

smaller paws hold her down

teeth want to clamp down

damn minion, she’ll keep she thinks

all panting, laughing, catching our breath

interlude…

she wakes, rolls over, groans

moves a hand to explore

a tender region, she gasps

lifts her shirt and sees the artwork upon her skin

a struggle,bruises, paw marks

the news travels…

he smirks, she muses

sadist …

as her fingers trace

and poke, she smirks

masochist…

pokies

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