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  • Published: Mar 29th, 2009
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Free Germ Donatuns

I haven’t written this weekend as I am feeling like crap. Saturday was spent going like a bat out of hell, accomplishing the pile of Mount Washmore on Friday then packing, sorting and clearing stuff on the Saturday and a pool clean. By about 6pm on Saturday night I finally sat down and realised I felt quite fooked. Had takeaways for dinner and retreated to my room. By thisy morning I had the major sneezes and felt very run down and fluy as well as my monthly turning up leaving me with a combination of feeling like utter shit and backache as well as my back being slightly out anyways. I spent the morning curled up on my bed feeling generally grumpy and even my little one kept a wide berth. Went for a drive with Molten to pick up one of the kids from their aunt’s and guzzled a couple of Red Bull’s and perked up only to get home and fall on my bed again.

So yea I haz some viral evil nasty thing lurking about and I am PMSy, hoorah. Molten is being called the germ donor as Velvet is ill and shes bought it home to me lol. I owe him a beeg icky virus back now *snikker*. See even sadists can be mean from a distance.

funny-pictures-your-cat-is-scared-of-spiders(this was me on Saturday, perched on the pool fence while Molten was running amok with a

broom squashing frikken cockroaches that had taken refuge inside a pool cover that had

been sitting on a deck all summer … I really hates teh bugs!)

5 Responses to “Free Germ Donatuns”


  1. sage
    on Mar 30th, 2009
    @ 10:31

    Well I think a lot of folks have the funk. I do too.
    Lol@ cat. Hope you feel mo betta soon!


  2. Lilly
    on Mar 30th, 2009
    @ 11:08

    I hate bugs more.

    I’ll scream for B to come kill them, but I won’t take my eye of it….I wanna make sure it doesn’t hide. If I know it’s there, that he couldn’t kill it….well, I’m as edgy as a crack addict.


  3. moltenthought
    on Mar 30th, 2009
    @ 22:26

    *Most ebil thought I can think of*…..I onleh keeeled wun of em.


  4. mina
    on Mar 31st, 2009
    @ 20:04

    Bugs I can handle… but cockroaches still make me say ewww. But somehow.. madagascar hissing cockroaches were ok… lol


  5. vanimp
    on Mar 31st, 2009
    @ 22:29

    Ahh yup had too many horrible experiences with damn cockroaches especially in Australia aaand they had wings and flew about there … was awful

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