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  • Published: Feb 21st, 2009
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Are You Straight?

Makes ya think doesn’t it? Look what happens when the tables are turned…

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  • Published: Feb 21st, 2009
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Elemental

In the realm of Earth
She stands, heart set in place
Steady supportive growth
In the realm of Air
Words spoken reach unseen places
Piercing the mind with life
In the realm of Water
Rising and falling
Emotions create tides in her mind
In the realm of Fire
Passion and desire build
Love kindled, touch ignites
In the realm of Spirit
The essence breathes
I swallow your beauty
whole

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  • Published: Feb 20th, 2009
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*insert evil mwahaha laugh*

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  • Published: Feb 20th, 2009
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Hold On To your Pants (if you are wearing any)

I am holed up in my wee lair because the weather is absolutely shit today. Which is great it puts me in a very creative space for writing and designing.

I’ve also been sucked into the vortex of the Twilight craze.

Yes I know, it happened with Harry potter too :D . When I find a series of books I like I am voracious, I devour them. It’s funny people either hate it or love it.

As it stands it’s been three weeks, I have all four books and on the third now :D (I bought the last one out shopping at the bookstore last night)

Molten and I sat here and watched the movie last night and to be honest just like the Eragon series the movie pissed me off, so many wee nuances and important key points missed. I suggest if you do want to see it then do so, it’s a good movie and the character Edward is quite fucking yum. Mebe it’s cause I am obsessed with vampires I am biased. But definately read the books first.

Bella the main character is a thinker, there’s alot of things I resonate with her which is prolly why I have been pulled into it. An accident prone, awkward, weird girl. And this exquistie quirky, strangely odd guy who happens to be a vamp that has an addiction to her. As he says “you’re my kind of heroin” *melts*. It’s soppy, it’s romantic, it’s dark, it’s a story mixed with life and fantasy.

I can easily get lost in a book and sometimes it clouds my daily thoughts. So my writing has suffered of late because I have been completely obsessed with reading hehe.  Also some of the crap rolling around the blogosphere has pipped my annoyed radar so doing my own thing for a while. It happens sometimes. Meh.

Tomorrow is the munch and the fetish ball so I won’t be around much but I will do a post on Sunday night mebe and let you all know how it went. Best thing .. I get to wear me new fishnets out hehe :D

On another note Kaya did a post and because I am a freak that likes things set out on the blog uber special instead of replying in her comments section and trying to code it how I wanted (yes I am a fusspot when it comes to comp stuff) I thought I would post it here. Feel free to nab it :)

1. Can you cook?
Yup quite well when I want to and bake nom nom things but usually I hate doing it on a daily basis

2. What was your dream growing up?
Hah back then to have a normal life with no family bullshit, as a kid I wanted to be a vet or a zookeeper

3. What talent do you wish you had?
I loved music as a kid and wish I could play guitar but my hand is fucked from a work injury

4. Favorite place?
On the cliffs of a favourite beach spot up where I am now actually, It’s always held a special place for me

5. Favorite vegetable?
Ummm there is no vegetable that tastes like meat so nope :P

6. What was the last book you read?
Hehehe errr  New Moon (second book of the Twilight series)

7. What zodiac sign are you ?
The virginal Virgo :D

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Ears pierced that’s it, yep boring

9. Worst Habit?
Whining

10. Do we know each other outside of blogging?
Nope

11. What is your favorite sport?
Ugh. If anything I like to watch equestrian events but thats about it

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Optimistic unless I am in an emo mood

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
I dunno I like spontaneous nuttery

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Ummm having my heart broken

15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I snort when I laugh

16. Do you have any pets?
Not any more :( I miss my doggie

17. Do you know how to do the macarena?
Eeeww fuck no

18. What time is it where you are now?
11.51am time for lunch :D

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Stoopid, the last thing they do is make me laugh, more like pity for the complete and utter pointless fact that exist … mostly the first thing I think of is the clown from Stephen King’s “It”

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I battle with this but then remind myself it’s just a body

21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Prolly conscience after being a crime partner hehe :D

22. What color eyes do you have?
Blue/grey … ice blue when I am shitty (apparently)

23. Ever been arrested?
Yup

24. Favorite fictional character of all time?
Max from “Where the Wild Things Are”

25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
Go on a holiday with no child

26. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Hmmm none

27. What’s your favorite hangout?
LOL prolly my room right now

28. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Pmsl what do you think :P

30. Do you swear a lot?
Fuck yes!

31. Biggest pet peeve?
Dishonesty

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Ummm Nuts :D

33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Yep sure :)

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  • Published: Feb 19th, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 19

She says “Bring It …” ~ HNT #27

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Bite me…
Take a taste
Bite me
See if I bite back
I have no morals here
Everything goes
Anything you want to be
Just be it
What you want to do
Just do it
So bite me
I am no more a beast than you
Bite me
I will bite back
Touch me… here…
And I will
Touch you… there…
Release me…
And I will release you

bitten

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