Along with the internet becoming accessible to every tom, dick and harry, it’s also accessible to many idiots who choose to hide under the guise of Dominant/Master roles. Problem is they are anything but and generally use the term to hide the fact they are nothing but abusive, power mad asshats.
Signs you are in the presence of a Duminant…
1. They demand you call them Master/Sir or some other silly name like God of Thunder on the first contact. Submission is expected no questions asked. You iz suppossed to be in constant doormat mode and have no brain.
2. They don’t believe in safewords and not interested in safeplay, apparently they have these super Duminant powers of knowing you so well without spending any time with you in person that they know when to stop on their own accord.
3. They believe there is no need for you to have any personal information about them and apparently Sir/Master is all you need to know
4. Only available on their terms .. usually the married or cheating type
5. Believes there is no such thing as limits … errr bollocks, everyone has limits of some form
6. Only wants to discuss sexual aspects, not interested in forming a relationship of any sort because you are suppossed to be a doormat, please leave your brains at the door.
7. Wants to progress at uber light speed, get ready for breath control you won’t be able to stop to take a breath. Duminant has difficulty comprehending the word “slow”
8. A Duminant offers a special invisible collar, apparently one day far off into the distance you might get a real one but for now the special invisible collar is enough for the Duminant to assume ownership.
9. A Duminants experience is not to be scoffed even when there is absolutely no iota of evidence to prove such experience, and a Duminant is uber special if he has attended the secret Yurpean House (said location … top classified), never question the Yurpean way because it’s the twuu way.
10. Duminants usually walk around with chest puffed out in uber Duminant fashion, never wear anything but black leather, never have photos on profiles, yet demand 20 billion from you, and usually write a complete load of bollocks like “I am naturally Dominant” yada yada yada blah blah blah zzzzzz
How To Avoid A Duminant …
Purchase anti duminant spray usually in the form of mace.
Engage brat mode (tends to scare them off rather quickly or force their nostrils to flare in shock at lack of doormat qualities)
Fuck Off works really well too 
Feel free to add ….
fungiug
on Jan 5th, 2009
@ 19:31:
… yeah, but what’s your point?
fungi-lordofbelching-ug
vanimp
on Jan 5th, 2009
@ 19:52:
*slaps Fungi round the head with a wet fish*
velvet_steel
on Jan 5th, 2009
@ 22:24:
My favourite!
http://genki-genki.com/modules/tinyd36/index.php?id=13#dgen005
vanimp
on Jan 5th, 2009
@ 22:27:
Bah I don’t like squirmy things .. they as bad as frigging spiders … skin = goosebumps
velvet_steel
on Jan 5th, 2009
@ 22:30:
So I take it the you, me and octopus makes three will just have to remain in the realm of fantasy?
vanimp
on Jan 5th, 2009
@ 23:09:
A pretend octopus fine a real one and you’ll see wolfie run … fast
… octopus tis evil tings
selkie
on Jan 6th, 2009
@ 03:15:
OMG – that made me spew coffee – you are SO right on … but they usually have pictures of themselves too – in a leather vest with a belly hanging out AND holding a sword … or standing in front of a sword or other implement (which they have no idea how to use) which is hung on a wall (usually in a garage or basement – their “dungeon”)- and please do not forget to CAP whenever you refer to Them …. the cap is VERY VERY important becuase it shows how DUMINANT they are!
vanimp
on Jan 6th, 2009
@ 16:25:
Loooooool haha so twuu selkie