Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
The Masters were spanking their Frauleins and Fraus,
Mistress and Switch in Black Leather and Chains
Were chastising their subbies with paddles and canes
When down in the Dungeon there came such a clatter
I jumped from my chair to see what was the matter
Jumped up, tripped over, and fell on my face
Forgot that my domme had just lashed me in place!
Away to the window I made a mad dash
Threw open the window, felt the cool on my ass
And then thru the smoke and the snow and the swirls
Came a rusty old sleigh drawn by twelve pony girls
With bells on their nipples and stripes on their asses
They pulled and they strained, those twelve little lasses
The drunken old driver stood holding his dick
I knew by the “red nose” that this was old Nick
Slower than snails his chargers they came
And he whipped and he flailed as he called them by name
“Come Toni and Tina and Tanya and Tammy
Pull the sleigh on or I’ll paddle your fanny
And Judy and Julie and Gina and Jilly
With your blazing red asses you look somewhat silly
Steffie and Kathie and Kimmie and Kay
You bend yourselves over..its floggings today”
Up on the roof, he went, stumbled and fell
And down the chimney he came screaming like hell
He staggered and stumbled and fell out the door
Tripped over a flogger we’d left on the floor
I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
Merry Christmas you kinksters

…and to all a GOOD NIGHT