lalana did it! She did the meme! So if anyone gets punished from me doing a meme like last time *looks at pup* don’t blame me hehe

I’m whitling mine down because if I do the whole thing I won’t get any sleep. I’ll do the rest on another toasty post later.

40 Questions….

My uncle once: took me horseriding for the afternoon where I gleefully watched him come off a few times and looked rather pissed off he’d suggested it by the end of the day.
Never in my life: will I stop changing the toilet roll to the “right” way!
When I was five: I was alot shorter than I was now, and after that I didn’t grow much taller.
High School was: amusing … I had a very funky pair of school shoes that should have been binned a long time before I actually did throw them out …. I wagged a whole class for a term and still passed my Geography exam. My english teacher bought an old live bomb he’d found under his house and got the school evacuated. We used to sit in his class and read comics behind our folders. I passed that year with A+ grades hehe.
I will never forget: the people who have given me the best memories they make my heart smile.
I once met: Offspring (the whole band) about 6 years ago outside a concert after everyone had left. Really cool guys. A couple of them smoke pot … guess what I was doing lol.
There’s this girl I know who: who’s crazy, dog crazy, bisexual and a harley rider and she’s my friend even though shes nuts I love her to bits.
Once, at a bar: …this one time at booze camp … too many stories, flatmates were bartenders, I did the groupie local band thing, mates were musos … lots of stories
By noon, I’m usually: half assed functioning and awake, the joys of being a night owl, don’t speak to me until I have had coffee … results in sleepy grunts otherwise
Last night: I didn’t go to sleep till 3am … bah. I even took a screenshot and I’m gonna plonk it in here to show you.
If I only had: chocolate. I feel like some chocolate. Hmmm and coffee ….
Next time I go to church: will be March when my brother gets married. I wonder if lightning will strike me dead. *giggles*
Terry Shiavo: who? I know I should know this and I prolly do. You know one of those lightbulb moments … meh do I want to know?
What worries me most: silly stress causes worry, worry causes all sorts of things … yoda says “worry you not” ….
When I turn my head left, I see: a candle burning, the other comp is on and I had a fleeting thought to turn it off, but that requires moving, which I don’t wanna
When I turn my head right, I see: a mahoosive view with lights and black (it’s dark lol) I like living on a hill.
You know I’m lying when: I tell you I’m okay and I walk away
What I miss most about the eighties: nawt the clothes!
I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Cobweb, one of Titania’s fairies in  A MidSummer Night’s Dream
By this time next year: I’ll be doing something, somewhere
A better name for me would be: let’s see … pixie, imp, lil shit, bitch, wolfie, and a whole plethora of nicknames due to the nature of my real name which I shall not divulge … I have enough thank you
I have a hard time understanding: ignorance and lack of compassion
If I ever go back to school, I’ll: not be a student lol
You know I like you if: because I’ll tell you, sometimes you have to ask because I’m ditzy like that
If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: it depends on how much hard work I’ve done, sometimes it’s self recognition but generally it’s more coming from others so those involved of course and sometimes those who didn’t have a clue
Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Old Farts?
Take my advice, never: forget to tell someone you love them
My ideal breakfast is: anything not cooked by me *grin*
A song I love, but do not own is: Ummm I cannot have a song I love and not own it! Dat’s what teh interwebz is fur!
If you visit my hometown, I suggest: bring light gear cause summer is hitting and it gets hawt! We haz a beach!
Tulips, character flaws, microchips & stars: Ugly flowers, quirks, dogs, … I looked out the window but alas no stars, shitty spring rainclouds
Why won’t people: think before they open their mouths sometimes
If you spend the night at my house: you’ll have a computer to play with, a choice of three couches or if you are not a psycho I offer the other half of my bed. I do however tend to bite.
I’d stop my wedding for: eh? what wedding! ….no one told me about it
The world could do without: fucktards
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: ewww ummm can it be something else … seriously
My favorite blonde is: my best mate who dyes her hair blonde lol
Paper clips are more useful than: omg the mcgyver things one can do with paperclips is limitless!
If I do anything well, it’s: be a brat
And by the way: where’s my coffee since I just gave you reading entertainment!

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Yep and it’s past midnight right now …