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  • Published: Aug 22nd, 2008
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The Creation of Pussy

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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their own design.
First was a butcher, with a smart wit,
and using a knife he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it, and called called it a cunt.

Today’s post is brought to you by the letter ” F ” for Filthy

3 Responses to “The Creation of Pussy”


  1. Paul B
    on Aug 22nd, 2008
    @ 01:14

    Brilliant poem…I’m going to have to remember that one!


  2. pinkroses521
    on Aug 22nd, 2008
    @ 07:43

    Too funny! I love it!

    Rose


  3. vixen
    on Aug 25th, 2008
    @ 18:48

    :P

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