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  • Published: Jul 1st, 2008
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Short with boobs

One day they will make pants for people with short legs …

meanwhile a set of nice heeled boots will suffice to make my legs look longer

and one day they might make corsets for chicks with big boobs

lol poor things are squishied

3 Responses to “Short with boobs”


  1. callie
    on Jul 1st, 2008
    @ 19:32

    I seem to have the opposite problem….
    Long legs and… no boobs.
    Still just as hard to find clothes that fit.

    The grass isn’t always greener. ;)

    The boobie fairy didn’t bless me after my 2 kids either, as I hoped she would. :(
    In fact,
    They got even smaller!
    Grr..


  2. Beau
    on Jul 1st, 2008
    @ 20:37

    Having the boobs “squishied” is part of the fun! Perhaps you need a different style – one that is delightfully tight and restrictive around your waist but which spread your delightful charms upwards and outwards to be celebrated in all their glory!

    B xx


  3. vixen
    on Jul 1st, 2008
    @ 20:50

    Lol I have a bad habit of whinging callie ;)

    Yes I agree a much more restrictive one would suit Beau, I am not entirely happy with it at all but either way I love corsets and dressing up, I may try get it altered it’s too lovely to neglect. x

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