If you fit one of these… go away lol

You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) by: author unknown

If you ever use the phrase “A real sub wouldn’t have a problem doing that” … you might be a Wannabe

If you think placing a “Sir” or “Master” in front of your nick name automatically makes you a Dom … you might be a Wannabe

If you think the word “submissive” means the same thing as “easy” … you might be a Wannabe

If you think leading your sub around by a leash in the supermarket is appropriate entertainment for everyone … you might be a Wannabe

If you think it’s perfectly acceptable to address all submissives as “slut” … you might be a Wannabe

If you think SSC stands for “See Submissives Cower” …you might be a Wannabe

If your vanity plate reads “MSTR-2-U” … you might be a Wannabe

If you enter a chat room and command all the subs to call you Sir … you might be a Wannabe

If you’re trying to book a flight to GOR … you might be a Wannabe

If you think all subs put out on the first date … you might be a Wannabe

If you think the only purpose for nipple piercing is to have a place to hang your car keys … you might be a Wannabe

If you think the GOR novels are based in fact … you might be a Wannabe

If you can’t understand why a sub refuses to meet you for the first time alone at your place … you might be a Wannabe

If you think limits are nothing you need to consider seriously … you might be a Wannabe

If you think safewords are for sissies … you might be a Wannabe

If you think R/L is just like cyber … you might be a Wannabe

If you think using lube for fisting or anal play is too kind … you might be a Wannabe (or a really mean sadist)

If you have to constantly refer to the owner’s manual to use your toys …you might be a Wannabe

If you think Dom’s can’t show their feelings and need to be cold and aloof … you might be a Wannabe

If you have any reason to fear ATF Agents could confiscate your toys … you might be a Wannabe

If you think the KGB Interrogation Manual is the definitive “how to” book for BDSM … you might be a Wannabe.

If you think sterile needles for play piercing are too expensive to only use once … you might be a Wannabe

If household items don’t inspire you (wooden spoons, clothespins, etc.) …you might be a Wannabe

If you think electricity play consists of plug in socket/exposed wires touching sub … you might be a Wannabe

If you think a bullwhip is the best choice for a warm up tool … you might be a Wannabe

(thanking a friend for posting these on a thread I started on Fetlife x …gave me a giggle)