• Author: vanimp
  • Published: Jun 29th, 2008
  • Nips & Bites: 8

On your knees … I don’t think so idiot!

First message I get greeted with whilst checking my collarme mails this morning ….

i am seeking a sub slut girl as my sex slave for humiliation abusing and for bondage sex. apply with your self pic and beg me on your knees. you must have mic to serve me on msn or yahoo voice

My reply…

Obviously you cannot read or didn’t take the time to read my profile. I wouldn’t even contemplate applying to such a moronic assumption. Quite simply learn some manners, grow up and fuck off thanks.

My profile is pretty clear as to who I will and won’t speak to lol. He is one of them…

Really great way to start my day … I pity any more morons who want to piss me off

His username is BRUTALXXX feel free to poke his eyeballs :D

  • Author: vanimp
  • Published: Jun 29th, 2008
  • Nips & Bites: 2

Introspection

This is a rambling, nonsense type of musing post ….

I’ve been a little introspective lately. Winter tends to do that to me, almost like hibernating in a sense, I withdraw from most of the social engagements around me. I work alot, I read, I bake lol, I do lots of things, including writing on here, and various other places. Loads of friends are expecting me to go on a wild rampage when my son goes away with his Dad, but to be honest I just simply cannot be arsed. And I have all these little projects I want to get finished and a couple started lol.  Organising the new computer next week for one. Yay!

I have so much work on that the lack of the distraction of my son will actually be a plus, I am doing web work for about seven clients, some of whom have given more more than one job, one being a huge site coming up. Arrrghhh. Most of my writing I do late at night, usually between midnight and 2am, why lol? Because it’s quiet, and I know I will not be interrupted, and I have attacks of insomnia where I just can’t sleep for whatever reasons.  And my mind is always racing about at that time of the night.

I freewrite alot, I don’t check my posts till after I have posted them or a day later. It freaks me out, the stats are huge, and grown quickly and I kinda wonder why sometimes, I don’t run around trying to link myself, I find that bizarre and annoying. I link to people and sites I like to read, friends blogs, and places like Fetlife. My writing is now proudly displayed on Dragonfly’s Blog and the Love Boudoir site, both containing some scrummy erotica. I love to write, but I write for me, I’m humbled but also a little freaked out lol, when I write erotica I don’t think about the “audience”, when I write I am there, in the moment, toying with ideas, not worrying about what someone will think. Ideas hit randomly, sometimes I write alot, poems, stories, and sometimes I can’t write for days, I express myself with music, images, visualising. It’s a lovely compliment to be told someone salivates at a story I have written, lust stirred, desires aroused, very tantalising.

The effect of my writing and what it does, casually reminds me every now and then by a comment, or a link I find, a spoken word, how many deviant and kinky minded people exist out there, how deliciously they write and how much they inspire me, stir memories and desires, and sometimes will bring a smile or a smirk to my face. And the realities of real life, we have lives outside of these blogs, these places we frequent on the net, some are parents, many work or run businesses.  We are not all gods and goddesses all the time hehe.

I do talk to myself lol, part of being crazy *wink*, and blogging is just another way for me to get out all the jumbled stuff, I write out loud so to speak, it’s written then gone … Memories mingled with fiction, fantasies, fleeting ideas are stored here, sometimes for me to look back and see how far I have come.  Time heals.

What relaxes me the most are my surroundings I can write well in my space,

and two screens so one is always in my view with my favie desktop background because I love my art

and the wolf spirit reminds me to be where I am in mind…

… ain’t they puuuurdy :D

This wolfie is now done rambling and going bed to read a book where it’s warm and cosy.

I’m going to read “how to be a graphic designer without losing your mind”

…maybe its too late lol.

  • Author: vanimp
  • Published: Jun 28th, 2008
  • Nips & Bites: Comments Off

Calling all bookworms…

I nicked this from Dragon Mage hehe who shamelessly stole it from Life or something like it. Lets see how much of a nerdy bookworm I am…

The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they’ve printed. Well let’s see.
1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you love.

1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series – JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights
8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare (bits)
15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch – George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis
34 Emma – Jane Austen
35 Persuasion – Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne
41 Animal Farm – George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving
45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding
50 Atonement – Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel
52 Dune – Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
72 Dracula – Bram Stoker (It was nice to see the original story. All of the movies I’ve seen got this one WRONG)
73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses – James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal – Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession – AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
94 Watership Down – Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo

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