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The Hunt

Blue eyes like liquid ice watch her

He waits, calculating, she is a special one,

Wild spirited and quick to lash out,

He muses a little, he must gain her trust,

But how, she has been damaged, broken

He perserveres, pushes her a little,

She pushes back, he smiles

He must have her, there is no other option

He will have her, he will take her,

But how?

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Wannabes

If you fit one of these… go away lol

You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) by: author unknown

If you ever use the phrase “A real sub wouldn’t have a problem doing that” … you might be a Wannabe

If you think placing a “Sir” or “Master” in front of your nick name automatically makes you a Dom … you might be a Wannabe

If you think the word “submissive” means the same thing as “easy” … you might be a Wannabe

If you think leading your sub around by a leash in the supermarket is appropriate entertainment for everyone … you might be a Wannabe

If you think it’s perfectly acceptable to address all submissives as “slut” … you might be a Wannabe

If you think SSC stands for “See Submissives Cower” …you might be a Wannabe

If your vanity plate reads “MSTR-2-U” … you might be a Wannabe

If you enter a chat room and command all the subs to call you Sir … you might be a Wannabe

If you’re trying to book a flight to GOR … you might be a Wannabe

If you think all subs put out on the first date … you might be a Wannabe

If you think the only purpose for nipple piercing is to have a place to hang your car keys … you might be a Wannabe

If you think the GOR novels are based in fact … you might be a Wannabe

If you can’t understand why a sub refuses to meet you for the first time alone at your place … you might be a Wannabe

If you think limits are nothing you need to consider seriously … you might be a Wannabe

If you think safewords are for sissies … you might be a Wannabe

If you think R/L is just like cyber … you might be a Wannabe

If you think using lube for fisting or anal play is too kind … you might be a Wannabe (or a really mean sadist)

If you have to constantly refer to the owner’s manual to use your toys …you might be a Wannabe

If you think Dom’s can’t show their feelings and need to be cold and aloof … you might be a Wannabe

If you have any reason to fear ATF Agents could confiscate your toys … you might be a Wannabe

If you think the KGB Interrogation Manual is the definitive “how to” book for BDSM … you might be a Wannabe.

If you think sterile needles for play piercing are too expensive to only use once … you might be a Wannabe

If household items don’t inspire you (wooden spoons, clothespins, etc.) …you might be a Wannabe

If you think electricity play consists of plug in socket/exposed wires touching sub … you might be a Wannabe

If you think a bullwhip is the best choice for a warm up tool … you might be a Wannabe

(thanking a friend for posting these on a thread I started on Fetlife x …gave me a giggle) ;)

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Grrrr

I am in a very bratty mood

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On your knees … I don’t think so idiot!

First message I get greeted with whilst checking my collarme mails this morning ….

i am seeking a sub slut girl as my sex slave for humiliation abusing and for bondage sex. apply with your self pic and beg me on your knees. you must have mic to serve me on msn or yahoo voice

My reply…

Obviously you cannot read or didn’t take the time to read my profile. I wouldn’t even contemplate applying to such a moronic assumption. Quite simply learn some manners, grow up and fuck off thanks.

My profile is pretty clear as to who I will and won’t speak to lol. He is one of them…

Really great way to start my day … I pity any more morons who want to piss me off

His username is BRUTALXXX feel free to poke his eyeballs :D

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Introspection

This is a rambling, nonsense type of musing post ….

I’ve been a little introspective lately. Winter tends to do that to me, almost like hibernating in a sense, I withdraw from most of the social engagements around me. I work alot, I read, I bake lol, I do lots of things, including writing on here, and various other places. Loads of friends are expecting me to go on a wild rampage when my son goes away with his Dad, but to be honest I just simply cannot be arsed. And I have all these little projects I want to get finished and a couple started lol.  Organising the new computer next week for one. Yay!

I have so much work on that the lack of the distraction of my son will actually be a plus, I am doing web work for about seven clients, some of whom have given more more than one job, one being a huge site coming up. Arrrghhh. Most of my writing I do late at night, usually between midnight and 2am, why lol? Because it’s quiet, and I know I will not be interrupted, and I have attacks of insomnia where I just can’t sleep for whatever reasons.  And my mind is always racing about at that time of the night.

I freewrite alot, I don’t check my posts till after I have posted them or a day later. It freaks me out, the stats are huge, and grown quickly and I kinda wonder why sometimes, I don’t run around trying to link myself, I find that bizarre and annoying. I link to people and sites I like to read, friends blogs, and places like Fetlife. My writing is now proudly displayed on Dragonfly’s Blog and the Love Boudoir site, both containing some scrummy erotica. I love to write, but I write for me, I’m humbled but also a little freaked out lol, when I write erotica I don’t think about the “audience”, when I write I am there, in the moment, toying with ideas, not worrying about what someone will think. Ideas hit randomly, sometimes I write alot, poems, stories, and sometimes I can’t write for days, I express myself with music, images, visualising. It’s a lovely compliment to be told someone salivates at a story I have written, lust stirred, desires aroused, very tantalising.

The effect of my writing and what it does, casually reminds me every now and then by a comment, or a link I find, a spoken word, how many deviant and kinky minded people exist out there, how deliciously they write and how much they inspire me, stir memories and desires, and sometimes will bring a smile or a smirk to my face. And the realities of real life, we have lives outside of these blogs, these places we frequent on the net, some are parents, many work or run businesses.  We are not all gods and goddesses all the time hehe.

I do talk to myself lol, part of being crazy *wink*, and blogging is just another way for me to get out all the jumbled stuff, I write out loud so to speak, it’s written then gone … Memories mingled with fiction, fantasies, fleeting ideas are stored here, sometimes for me to look back and see how far I have come.  Time heals.

What relaxes me the most are my surroundings I can write well in my space,

and two screens so one is always in my view with my favie desktop background because I love my art

and the wolf spirit reminds me to be where I am in mind…

… ain’t they puuuurdy :D

This wolfie is now done rambling and going bed to read a book where it’s warm and cosy.

I’m going to read “how to be a graphic designer without losing your mind”

…maybe its too late lol.

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